Fanfiction Addiction

I write at a tortoise's speed, but slow and steady wins the race.

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SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire:
Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:
If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:
Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:
Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:
If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:
Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:
If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:
What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:
How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:
What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:
If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:
If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:
If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:
What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:
What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:
What’s one thing you can’t live without?

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pethanio:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

:D reblogging because this is amazing

pethanio:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

:D reblogging because this is amazing

(via mochifever)